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Justin Allen

Hometown: Provo/Bountiful, UT

College: BYU

Favorite Baseball Team: San Francisco Giants

Occupation: Lobbyist, Political Consultant

Married/Kids: Yes/3 kids (1 boy, 2 girls)

Favorite Sports Movie: Hoosiers, Caddyshack

Stadiums Visited: 15 franchises, 18 ballparks

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